I had just gotten out of the shower when my phone starting sending me email alerts. As I was checking them my tummy started to rumble really bad. What could I have eaten that made it gurgle and groan so loudly. It sounded like a war was going on in my stomach and it felt like it too. Before too long, I started feeling like I had gas pains and then the farts started. They were loud and stinky. I was sitting in m chair wearing my classy silk robe and farting like a frat boy. I turned around to straddle my chair to get my comfortable and it let my ass hang out of the bottom of my robe so you could see it. You wish that you could see it as I rip fart after fart but I teasingly left it just barely covered, leaving you wanting for more farts and a better view.